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Damn, we are sexy. Except that at all
of our shows we actually wear black leather masks. We also perform under the stage
pseudonym of "The Murderers", with our hit song "Eat a Fetus"

Super Villain! |

This is Joe. He plays bass, and hates it when you call him "JOGO". |
 Here's another picture of Joe rediscovering the fun that he once had as a
lower case jogo. |
 Remember that time when Joe got caught on the escalator? We sure do. |
 Joe... Big Pimpin every day... |
 Joe used
to be cool. (just kidding, he still is) |

This is a picture of Dylan, our drummer, with a serious red eye problem. |
 This is a picture of Dylan during the recording process. He's
singing into our producer's wife's undies. Eww. |
 Nuff said. |

Sorry ladies, but this sexy man is taken, and he belongs to a clam named Ro.
It's me, Petey. The web-masticater. Hey, does that shirt say "HARRY IS
GAY"? |
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Here's a picture of Pete enjoying himself at the mall. Of
course, this was taken at the same time Joe's picture was taken. |
 This is a picture of Pete fighting a 13 year old. He turned his head
to the side because well, it's kind of incriminating if he looks right at the camera.
The little kid is Dan, 13, less than 100 pounds. |
 Yes,
that's right. We finally have a picture of Carl, our clavichord player. You
might recognize Carl, as he sometimes plays saxophone for his current side project, in
which he performs under the name "Kenny G". He currently holds the world
record for the longest saxophone note ever played. |
 This is a picture of an asian
guy in a super market. He's not in the band, and we've never spoken to him, but he
sure did get angry after he saw the flash go off. |
 EXCLUSIVE HIGH
RESOLUTION PHOTO!
Joe: "Gonna vom..."
Click on the vomit for an even larger pic! |
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