Songs appearing on "The Wonderful Tales of Professor Kitzel":
[ Bloodshot ]
[ Captain Planet ]
[ How Could You Resist? ]
[ Humanitsts ]
[ Inspiration ] - Coming soon (I apologize for their absense)
[ OCD ]
[ Philogeny ]
[ She Got It ]
[ South Central Suburbia ]
[ These Streets ]
[ Whatever Happened to Peggy Sue? ]

Bloodshot
(Erps)

I want to go to a school where the girls don't drool
On all the guys that walk around
Cause I want to be the best
I want to do the greatest
I want to be anyone but me

Bloodshot are the eyes of the voices in my mind

Captain Planet
(Erps/Glenn-Johanson)

Whenever people talk to me it sounds like they're speaking Chinese
I pray to god for someone on my level please
Lord knows I try to pay attention
But it's so damn hard
What they lacks education
Their minds have been charred
By TV and movies, depravity
Is this one nation under income with liberty for none

Chorus
I want a rocket ship so I can fly away from this shit
That we call the human race
Are we god's creation
Or just a twisted combination that he ate the night before

People play the parts they act so nice I don't know
Why they flash a smile they shake your hand turn on the blink of an
Eye/I hate when people talk to me like they can
I'm much smarter than the average man

Chorus
Are we god's creation
Or just a new degeneration that he gave up on long ago

Never forget what my teacher said
And I got nothing that I regret
Ignorant words come from limited minds
Try to think fast but you get left behind

And your little minds make little thoughts make little words that come out of your mouth (x3)

On my way to save the world (x12)

How Could You Resist (the guitarist in a punk band)?
(Ubriaco)

Chorus
I want to be your love
I want be your L-U-V
I want to be the one you want oh can't you see?

Unbolt the locked down love you keep
Give up your false faced virginity
When you ride the failure you said you loved
When you ride the failure that he's become

Chorus

You're the stupid catholic girl that I want
And I'll keep singin till I see you exhaust
This is my mayday call
Do you want me at all

Chorus

Do do do

Chorus

Humanitists
(Glenn-Johanson)

I don't care if you're republican democrat or other
All politicians could live like brothers
In the new party of humanity

Where we're all free and no one sheds a tear
Yes humanitists who rule with love and not an iron fist
Fuck this bipartisan shit god knows we're all sick of it
Why do we fight ourselves

Chorus
Everyone's looking for someone to blame
Bottom line, we're all the same
If we stop fussin bout small petty things
Citizens of the world could live like kings

So use your head and lose the ignorance
If we team up we'll conquer our goals
It makes alot of sense
Why do we waste energy fighting in wars why can't we see
How many sons and daughters must die?

Chorus

Not hard to tell this song is about unity
It's not just another word to me
It symbolizes the way we live our lives
You say, we come together
'Cept the color of your skin
Or the things that you believe in are wrong

And you say, why do we have to live this way
And you say, that's OK (yeah yeah)

Inspiration
(Glenn-Johanson)

Coming soon.  Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

OCD
(Erps/Glenn-Johanson)

Excuse me miss I beg your pardon
I need to see you again at the garden
You left your earrings at my house
Along with your panties and blouse

My mom said whose are these
I said my sisters
She said no you're an only child (oh yeah)
I said mom they're for you
Happy birthday
She said no that was months ago (oh yeah)

Chorus
I know your face but not your name
You're meant for me it's not a game
I ran out of ink in my pen
I wonder if I'll ever see you again

Time with you is being wasted
It's not in your pants what I want is in your head
I want to see just what you see
On your knees starin up at me

I said can we please talk
You had your mouthful
You said it wasn't a good time (oh yeah)
I asked can we please talk
Bout something new
"I wouldn't know what to charge you" (oh yeah)

Chorus

Philogeny
(Erps/Glenn-Johanson)

The girls go round with all the guys in town wasting time
Even some of mine that name it could drive a man insane
Those lips, those lips you want to kiss

The phone rings she picks up says "hello?"
I hang up just in case she says no
Ask her out with a smile on my face
She might laugh but she'll never say yace

The guys think long bout what they did wrong with the girls
Unfurl the master plan to be made into a man
They'll lose, they can't even choose

The phone rings she picks up says "hello?"
I hang up just in case she says no (go go go)
Ask her out with a smile on my face
She might laugh but she'll never say yace
Dylan's wearing a dress
What's Joe's sex I can't guess
Pete's a bisexual princess

Well I've waited so long and I've tried so hard
Had my chance but I was caught off guard
I know it's been many many years since then
But I'll never forget, no I'll never forget that girl

Drive me insane that girl
Mess with your brain that girl
Playin her game that girl

She Got It
(Glenn-Johanson)

I got it
Were the words she said that took the pressure off my head
And looking back in retrospect, had lots of time to reflect
So now I know just how far not to go
Without a little rubber friend

She got it
So I jumped for joy Im not a man I'm just a boy
We gave a hug, then a sigh, felt the tears come to my eyes
The greatest gift I ever had
Was found in her maxi pad

Listen guys it's not a joke put on a sheath before you poke
To raise a child it takes a man, to make a child, hell anyone can
I'm not tryin to tell you always remain chaste
Just think that your life is a terrible thing to waste

I got it
Were the words she said that took the pressure off my head
And looking back in retrospect, had lots of time to reflect
The greatest gift I ever had
Was found in her maxi pad

Listen guys it's not a joke put on a sheath before you poke
To raise a child it takes a man, to make a child, hell even Joe can
I'm not tryin to tell you always remain chaste
Just think that your life is a terrible thing to waste

I remember I prayed to god the night of my mistake
I said dear lord, I'll be good, just give me a break
I don't know whether he was listening that night
Believe it or not everything turned out alright

South Central Suburbia
(Erps/Glenn-Johanson)

Did you ever walk south middletown at night
Or go behind the minimart you're lookin for a fight
Don't go into the park after dark
And if you're wise you'll stay away from us

Don't mess with us, don't you know were from south central (suburbia) (x4)

When I was young my mom put me on her knee
She said "boy, now listen carefully,
If you do not want to die, be one tough guy,
And be a bad ass no good pocket picking punk."

Don't mess with us, don't you know were from south central (suburbia)
(x A shit load of times)

These Streets
(Erps/Glenn-Johanson)

I'll walk these streets alone
Then you tell me if you think that I'm different
Cause everyone acts the same
Breathing does not constitute you're alive then there's you

You gotta strive for something
That is the thing that makes life worthwhile
And I strive for something too
That is, I do it all for you

Chorus
That's life and that's just the way it goes
That's life and I do it all for you

I'll walk these streets alone
Then I'll tel you if I think that I'm different
Cause you're just one in a crowd
You'll never be recognized as yourself then there's you

You think that you have come far
Then you look back and you're right where you started
When something ends you must go on
And I go on, I go on for you

Chorus
(sing-a-long)

Whatever Happened to Peggy Sue
(Erps/Glenn-Johanson)

What ever happened to the girl I used to know?
I saw her face on a milk carton long ago
It's time for me to change
Just take me back I swear I'll stay (No)

You take me back I'll change
You take me back I'll swear I'll stay
No more dumb pranks and games
They never did much good anyway

Chorus
What ever happened to Peggy Sue?
You can't believe the truth when it lies to you
From all the lies that you told me
I can't tell what's fake from reality

Whatever happened to that girl I used to hold?
She turned her back on her promises made long ago
She promised me she'd stay
She said that she'd never go away.

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